suctioning:
aciddd-angel:
suctioning:
when you unsuspectingly see your best friend at the store
why the fuck would this be my reaction
You must not have a best friend
windsorspitfires:
my mother didn’t raise me to not thank the bus driver
I’m in love with where my life is taking me. I’m happy. I’m so so happy.
pleasantgoose:
pleasantgoose:
the app store has really stepped up its game
i didn’t set my ipod on fire for 5 notes
teacakes:
100% me???
(via 032115)
commongayboy:
It’s ok if your son molests children and his own sisters but GOD FORBID a gay person works for your disgusting ass
karlimeaghan:
floristgump:
benvoliomontagoo:
today at breakfast break i was just casually eating a packet of finding nemo fruit snacks and everything is normal im talking to shiny eating candy sea creatures buT THEN THEN UNEXPECTEDLY I PULL OUT A FRICKING MIKE WAZOWSKI FROM THIS PACKAGE OF AQUATIC ANIMALS HE IS MONSTER WHY WAS HE HERE THIS IS NOT MONSTERS INC MIKE THIS IS THE OCEAN
Wrong door
h0llo:
this is a visual metaphor for my little pony
datassium:
i’m genuinely upset at the spelling of cannon
remusjohnslupin:
“You catch it. Before the other team’s Seeker. You catch this, the game’s over. You catch this, Potter, and we win.”
dovalbun:
RIGHT so when I started my sociology course in college, my teacher stated us off with
‘well I guess we have to do icebreakers. i’m Jon, and I fear bears. why do I fear bears? because bears can run at 30 miles per hour and Chester Zoo is 30 miles away. that means a bear can be outside this door in an hour. why would a bear be here? because they can smell fear and I fear them.’
notcuddles:
kremlint:
erarg:
longcat is probably dead :(
WRONG
Awww, long cat’s owner got married.